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The Series of Unfortunate Events puzzle book MS just landed on my desk. It contains the funniest rights text I've seen yet:
All rights reserved, including the rights of orphans. No part of this book can be used, reproduced, or allowed to fall into the wrong hands in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles, reviews, and coded communications. Printed in the United States of America, but conceived elsewhere at great risk. For information address HarperCollins Children’s Books, a division of HarperCollins Publishers, 1350 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10019, although the employee with whom you correspond will not know the truth. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. It is not too late to send help. The world is quiet here.
(I say that this is a Coded Communication, and I say the hell with it. (Hey, there's some HTML up there...))
All rights reserved, including the rights of orphans. No part of this book can be used, reproduced, or allowed to fall into the wrong hands in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles, reviews, and coded communications. Printed in the United States of America, but conceived elsewhere at great risk. For information address HarperCollins Children’s Books, a division of HarperCollins Publishers, 1350 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10019, although the employee with whom you correspond will not know the truth. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. It is not too late to send help. The world is quiet here.
(I say that this is a Coded Communication, and I say the hell with it. (Hey, there's some HTML up there...))
